Slashing my way through an army of goblins
On the dark side of the moon
Far overhead lunar dragons are swarming
My hammer will be their doom
Angus McFife XIII my name
Scion of mighty Dundee
Intergalactic great hero of steel
Ruler of whole galaxy
Wielding this ancestral weapon
The Hammer of Glory its name
The Kingdom of Fife will forever proclaim
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Forged in the heart of celestial fire
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Miniscule goblin, impractical sword
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Powered by lasers entwined in a star
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Crystal enchantment of steel

From the song LEgend of the astral hammer. This is who am I, it defines my personality like no other song could.