I like to eat tons of pasta. Full of carbs. Nice clean energy. That won’t bite me in the ass after I retire I’m certain. I also like to eat a few hard boiled eggs during the afternoon meeting so I’m nice and gassy my game time.

Once someone hits you, and it squeezes out a real corker, they will think twice the next time. On the other hand you can use it as a punctuation after hitting someone, you don’t even need to talk shit. You just shit. So eggs are good.

I also drink a crap load of water. So I always feel like I have to pee, keeps me on my toes. The infections from holding it aren’t great, but the numbers don’t lie.

Definitely stay away from dairy during the season, not even on off days. I don’t want to actually poop spaghetti on the ice.

What else…. What else….

A big rail of cocaine off a prostitutes butt hole is always a strong pre game move…