This prompt feels like it was written for Newfoundland’s LR.

I would serve two dishes every day. One would be a protein and fat packed meal meant to revitalize and nourish your body, filled with carbs to refuel you and keep you going on the ice. The other would be a more regular dish if you’re feeling like actual food.

I would begin each day by getting a morning survey going around seeing what everyone wants for team dinner so as to best make sure my teammates are living their best lives.

The protein and fat meal was on special request by a Mr. @Tylar, and has quickly become a staple of the meals, so much so that I have to make it every night otherwise I get overwhelmed with shouts and chaos.

I am speaking, of course, of Ketchup Pasta. The infamous dish of Kraft mac and cheese and Heinz ketchup, served hot and fresh with cut up hot dogs in it.

Yes, I have seen this monstrosity. Yes it sounds awful.

Yes i tried it.

Yes i would eat it again.