PROMPT 1

Heck yeah, LPLL is the chef, and he's ready to whip it in the kitchen. First off lets get something straight, Im not taking orders from nobody, Chef LPLL knows how to throw it down on the grill and isnt going to dumb down his flavor town to cater to the shitty taste buds of my teammates. I didnt go through 3 different hockey league systems and developed a unique food profile just to have these damn hoe ass teammates ask for a plain grilled cheese

My main goal is to keep the players freakin pumped as hell for the games. We're going a full carnivore diet, because meat is delicious, and all that meat gives you a natural masculine energy to go out and beat the shit out of anyone else on the ice. And as everyone knows, my whole philosophy is that you win a hockey game by injuring every other player out there on the ice