Prompt 1

Lenny would take the opportunity of becoming team chef to bring everyone onto his American diet of mayonaise and cheese sandwiches on white bread. There is a lot of nuance to this athletic eatubg strategy, and I shall go over it in detail:

The Mayonaise: stop pretending to hate mayo. We know everyone is actually okay with it. It's just a spread. The mayo for our sandwich needs to be more of a glue than a lubricant. Between these white, creamy slatherings of mayo is going to be a freshly processed piece of cheese, and we can't go around doing good hockey things with a slippery cheese. Consider thickening your mayo with corn starch and/or a roux for maximum cheese tug.

The Cheese: there's only one choice, and you've got some from 2015 still in that drawer thing in your fridge. That's right, it's Kraft singies. While it's not actually cheese and is defined as just a "cheese food", Lenny can snack on these all day long. And he does. Ovi drinks coke on the bench, Lenny slams singies.

The bread: although Lenny has a preference of white Wonderbread, it's sufficient to say that people are stupid and can't really recgonize the difference between white breads, so just use what you've got.

America wins again.