my new job as team chef begins today and boy are my team mates gonna regret totally making me look like a dunce at practice Thursday! @Evil_AllBran and @Drokeep totally taped my skates so when I walked onto the ice, I fell down like a fricken loser... then @honkerrs totally iced me while I was down. oh brother... these guys are a bunch of jerks! anyway, I have a special meal at my house tonight, as I've named myself team chef. I am cooking a sour blue razz powerade punch polka dot pudding with lots of fruit and my secret ingredient that found at my fathers workplace (here's a little hint... he works at the dump!).

these dudes are gonna have one taste of my sour blue razz Powerade punch polka dot pudding and know exactly that they've been fooled stav style. there's absolutely no chance they get over this especially since im live-streaming the whole event on my Vimeo channel!