Prompt 1: 
Complete and utter chaos. Due to my own personal schedule, I won't always be able to hack in and make changes to FHM. But that just adds to the chaos. I'll just the teams getting too hot, and bump up the teams that are garbage. The chaotic nature of the random lines I input will finally bring parity to the league. Not to mention excitement. Who could have guessed the 155 TPE rookie would score 100 goals in a season? Why did HAM suddenly switch all forwards to defensemen and vis versa, and why is it working? Why is every player in the league now named "John Madden"? Who knows, but it certainly makes every single stream a must watch. Max earning goalies will have all stats cranked to the max, and all other will be minimized. Goalie TPE WILL MATTER, DAMMIT. Actually, screw all the other changes I mentioned, I'm just doing the goalie adjustments. Goalies will finally matter. And that's what's important.