Out of character, I would not spend my last two weeks on this Earth in a hockey sim league.

In character, I move back to Sweden and prep to try to survive the eruption as long as I can. The old country is far enough away from Yellowstone that they won't be immediately destroyed, and while chances of survival are slim, they're still higher than the zero you have if you don't try.

[this is well over 25 words and you know it]