Using my new found control over the SHL I implement the most random results and changes I can think of. I will write down lines and teams on giant wheels and spin and allow fate to decide. Maybe on the first day Baltimore will decide the play 5 goalies in place of skaters and the water boy in net. Only the wheel will know for sure. On the next day they may win the cup. All trades and contracts will be done by spinning a wheel as well. Chicago has decided to offer Ben Jammin $87 million for a single season! The only issue is he has to play by himself since there is no money to pay for any other skaters. That is what the wheel decided though. How about the fact that tactics are all done by spinning the wheel. Hamilton has decided to never shoot the puck. They will only skate around and pass the puck. The best part is the league thinks there is nothing wrong with that.