Prompt 1:
I know absolutely nothing about FHM, and I do not plan on learning it anytime soon (I am a lazy boy). Therefore I wouldn’t actually tweak anything that complicated. Except for the fact the GMs only play with goons. No danglers or whatever the fuck else there are, only goons. It doesn’t matter who scores the most points anymore. Whoever has the most fight wins is the real winner. Gone are the days of high scorers and dazzling danglers. In are the days of the 6’9 300 lbs defender who has 3 minutes ice time, and 25 penalty minutes. I’d also force every GM to cut players if they refused to adapt to the goon lifestyle. My new catchphrase that I am very smart and clever and just made up is “get goon or get gone”
Long live the goons. May all the non-goons perish in the hellscape that will come.