"9 seconds left in the third, tie game. Rand al'Thor has the puck looking up ice for Maxwell King with a stretch pass. He goes to throw it up and... it's fumbled! Big Newff jumps all over the loose puck and roofs it past Jonas Johansson with 3 seconds left to go. The Maine Timber have finally got past the Newfoundland Berserkers and won the Four Star Cup! The beast has been slain!" al'Thor, comes into the locker room, kind of subtly shrugs and says "My bad, I think Vic messed up my tape job. It's really his fault. Steaks are on him tonight, we'll get 'em next year." And with that, Rand woke up and realized that would never happen in real life because he is an absolute legend of the SMJHL and one of 2 defensemen to score 70 points in a season. He'd never fumble a puck like that.