Oh hey Mr. Executive Dude, fancy seeing you here! Definitely didn't have this elevator staked out for the last 13 days in order to learn your habits about when you come and go. Anyways...

So yes what's happening with my team. Well there is never a shortage of storylines when it comes to the Syndicate.

Firstly, there are Patric and Corey. The two guys taking their victory laps around the league right now. Can they get Pat the cup that he missed out on after getting taken in expansion? Can they get Corey some more accolades to try and pad his Hall of Fame resume once he's on the ballot?

Next up is Jukka Timonen and Shion Okamoto. The fuckin boyyyyysss. Two guys who haven't necessarily gotten the on-ice results that they wanted yet but they look real good coming into this season and might be making some noise.

Finally, there's Martijn Westbroek. Will he stop eating pasta with ketchup on top? Will he convert the others? Find out next... right? Sir, where are you going?