Creative prompt

The cool new trick play that will make hockey more exciting for everyone is what I like to call the slot machine. Before even describing this play to the coach, I will have to describe why such a name exists for the play. To make the game more exciting we need to introduce some gambling mechanics. Humans love when the result of something is inconsistent and unexpected, so to capitalize on this, we will design a play where nobody knows what will happen, not even the players themselves. The play begins with all five players lining up at the offensive zone blue line. One of the players closest to the boards will have the puck and pass it down parallel to the line. The remaining four players on the line will spin their sticks in a windmill like fashion, with one of them eventually making a perfect slapshot towards the net. Nobody knows which player will happen to connect with the puck on any given play so everyone in the building will always be on their toes.