Well, Spicy MacHaggis plays the bagpipes, but we aren't actually sure how good he is. The thing with the bagpipes is a skilled bagpiper sounds exactly the same as a completely useless bagpiper. So poor old Spicy is always offering to play at parties and such but we keep finding ways to politely decline. Brent Ashe moonlights as a death metal vocalist, but I'm not sure that's going to be anyone's cup of tea either. Dispensing with live music and just having Shylo Moxii DJ the thing is probably the way to go.