S64 PT #3: Trick Play
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Okay the first step to get the game of hockey to the next level obviously has to be to start a podcast, you can't get anywhere in live today without having one. Also something something NFTs. Okay, now that we got the bare necessities out of the way, let's get to the actual meat... I think there are so many things you could do to revolutionize the game of hockey. First, let's get rid of all that obscenely big goalie gear and even the stick, just leave him with a glove and nothing else. Okay, two gloves. Oh and also make the net bigger while we're at it. Now in order to not have the scoring inflate too much due to these changes, we need more people defending the net, so let's flat out double the number of Skaters per team. Now with that many players it might get tough to actually get around on the ice so why not replace it with a surface that is better fitted for so many people but also easily accesible in most areas - how about grass? Of course we'd also need to lose the Skates in the process and also replace the puck with a more spherical object that is also significantly bigger so that you can actually see it in the grass. Okay we are almost done, the last thing to do would be to take away the players sticks because with so many guys running around simultaneously, that would just be too dangerous. So let's not have sticks and instead make it so that you are only allowed to play the ball with your feet as well because frankly, that just sounds hilarious.
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