CREATIVE PROMPT -

It is time for the Atlantage Infernoge to revolutionise the sport of hockey with a bang. This scheme might take weeks, months, or even years to setup but they are gonna change hockey forever. For milleniums, the goal of hockey, the philosophies of the frozen turd puck, the mental gymnastics of the ice skating sticky rubber piece push was to make the opponent team score less goal than your team. This resulted in dry play where defense won championship. We are gonna flip this over in Atlantage. Now, the goal of the game will be to score more goals than the opponents. Offensive will take the place and in the futurge people will say "offense (like in atlantage) wins championships.  I sat down with the coaches @hotdog ge and @goldenglutes ge and they laughed at me. They said what's the difference and called me an idiot (toxic locker room btw). I said I will show you coach. Put me on the powerplay I will make a highlight play.  I will take the puck, put it in front of me and take some kind of golf swing at it and score. They call it the hole in one btw.  I'm then gonna yell I AM HAPPY, GIB MORE and probably pick up a fight with my teamate @Leppish ge.  Some guy in the stands will have a fake foam hand to replace the one he lost to a crocodile attack and hes gonna be my inspiration, just like @Gwdjohnson ge This is how we revolution hockey, with slapshot, I mean hole in one.