The trick play that the coaches and I have schemed up involves three things.

1) A standard, NHL-regulation hockey puck
2) An unsuspecting opposing goalie
3) 500g of mayonnaise, in packet form

The plan is as follows.

First, one of the players gets into a fight. Not a big one, just a fight. Maybe you're a little chippy all game, maybe it's a single big hit. Whatever the reason, fight.

Next, while there's a distraction, the centre snaps his stick "accidentally" and "in frustration".

The new stick he's given has mayonnaise packets hidden underneath the tape on the stick itself.

Now, all you have to do is wait for the centre to get a pass down low and boom - explosive, messy surprise that will surely allow the puck into the net.

Will it get caught? Maybe, who knows.

Will it have the media talking about it for years? Yes.

(154, prompt 1)