The Montreal Patriotes sent mangement and the top line of players to a secret, underground research facility in northern Quebec to develop the perfect play. With them went a team of elite hockey scientists, ballet choreographers, physicists, a 2 Michelin star chef, and a cardboard cutout of Kevin Bieksa. Hours and countless cases of beer later, their hard work paid off. 

forged in the crucible of the worlds only NHL-sized ice sheet inside a wind tunnel, the Montreal Patriotes created the ultimate hockey play to shock and astound, disgust and excite, and certainly to piss off Torts: the Latvian Luge.

Leading Goal-Scorer Kriss Darzins gets the puck, and then Roderic Banes and Zdenko Beranek, the strongest and fastest forwards, link up behind him. they put their sticks together, and each grab hold of the makeshift bar. Darzins sits down on the sticks. Banes and Beranek propel Darzins down the ice like pushing a bobsleigh, violating basic physics and dazzling the competition with their teamwork. 

In the event that Darzins fails to score a high-speed goal off of this insane rush, Banes and Beranek simply send him directly into the goalie like a Latvian curling rock, and then poke for rebounds.