Everything is a ripoff of something else, right? So if you want to pull off the best trick play the world has ever seen you have to borrow from the greats. Remember the Road Runner and Coyote, or are all of you too young for the classics? Man, that Road Runner had a lot of tricks to get past that Wile E. Coyote. So here's what happens: you have to wait until you have a moment when the opposing team's goalie has skated a bit away from the goal. Then, at that moment, we dispatch a hidden ACME brand anvil that we have hidden in the rafters. Someone pulls the rope and then down it goes onto the goalie. They won't even know what hit them. Now that goal is wide open and ripe for goal scoring. Just remember, no goalies were harmed in the making of this trick play. They may have gotten crunched but in classic cartoon fashion they are quickly able to re-inflate themselves back to their original shape. This is a family hockey game, after all.