First prompt

As it is well known, our team the Atlanta Inferno has a number of anthropomorphic animals on the roster so we have always been worried that the other team will decide to go hunting mid-game and ruin our chance at winning the game by murdering our players. That's why the animals, Eko @hotdog Van Otter, Puddle @Z-Whiz O'Duck, Pablo Salvatici, Samat Goalieman, and Gabriel Johnson all got together to come up with a new revolutionary strategy to win these tough games. After mere minutes of hard work and creative thinking, they came up with the ultimate idea; reverse hunting. By simply killing those who want to kill us before they have a chance to we are almost guaranteed to win the game, and there is currently nothing outlawing murder in the SHL rulebook. We will hide weapons under our jerseys and when the time is right we will strike quickly and take the other team out (who definitely had the same idea as us) and win the game.

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