If I had to come up with some super crazy tactic to help us win hockey games, I think I would finally pull out our secret weapon. Willie Miller is an okay goalie. Sometimes he makes saves, sometimes he doesn't. The issue is that he can't provide any offence and we need to score goals to win. So my idea is why don't we just keep Willie Miller on the bench and play 6 players all game? You might say this is stupid, you'll get blown out. Yes, you are right, they will blow us out. But imagine seeing a game that is 14-0 in the second? You'd turn into that right away. Seattle TV ratings would be through the roof. We'd make so much money and all of that money would be rerouted back to me. So look, this won't help us win games but will make me rich and that is all that matters.