Creative

Coach or the players may not like it, but this is our best shot at revolutionizing the game of hockey (much to John Tortorella's dismay): we have to get out on the ice. Completely nude. Bare booty ass naked. And skate like fiends. We might get injured more than any other team in the history of hockey, and a couple of guys might take some shots to the nads, but if it helps get hockey more creative, it'll be worth it. We will have painters come and sell beautiful paintings of everybody's favorite player out on the ice stripped down to naught but skates, gloves, and a stick. Not only would it bring a new level to their game, it might even speed them up with the amount of weight they shed from not having equipment... or the fact they're gonna be dodging the puck like hell. Those paintings will bring in a nice chunk of change for the team too... and it certainly won't be going towards equipment.