My All-Star list is going to consist entirely of people in my discord lockerroom; as I have no idea how to find our index nor how to quantify anything about anyone! Alllrighty, here we go!

Best hair: easily justin time. dude's got flow
Best rookie: Fdam Aoote. easy peasy, dude is a beast
Best snuggler: Roope Hintz. enough said
Best D-man: Louise St. Martin
Best name: Portugas D. Ace
Second best name: Ben Der

Thank you for your time