Affiliate PBE: https://probaseballexperience.jcink.net/...ntry446028 (3/16)

Trivia:
Codeword: “Proudmoore” (6/16)

Task 4: 167 Words (9/16)
The Challenge Cup was originally formed in the year 69 when Jebidiah Challenge Cup himself decided that he really had to take a poop and he just, kind of pooped out the Challenge Cup trophy and declared that hockey teams across the land would compete for it. The Season 1 challenge cup began between the battle of western Montana, when the Lake Montana Otters fought the Montana Sea Lions in a hard fought game that ended in a 1-1 tie when the Lions goalie fell into the lake in the 2nd overtime period and was never seen again. Since then the game has evolved quite a bit in the safety department and not being in Montana department. The Season 64 cup will be played on ice that doesn’t lead to an abyss when broken and will be located in Chicago and Atlanta, both of which are not Montana. The trophy is still the same, poop smell and everything, we’re never getting rid of that smell are we?

Task 6: 157 words (12/16)
I’m gonna combine some players from both leagues here to make my lines. First up we’re grabbing our future franchise center in Lias Ekholm-Gunnarsson. A known commodity who’s going to be a monster when fully ready, Gunnarsson solidifies our center position forever. Tapping into the veteran presents that we need to help the rookie, we’re grabbing Chimkin Wing and Nike Kickz Jr to flank Gunnarsson. Chimkin Wing is very good at the hockey and is very nice and I just like Nike, dude was really cool and has a nice player. Defense we’re grabbing an old man in Jukka Timonen, and another old man in Eko Van Otter. The front line is pretty young so grabbing the old man strength will help balance that out, the only downside will be Jukka will never hit the net. As for goalie we’ll put that Evgeni Petrov bum in there, he’s ok I guess and should help lockdown the net.

Task 16: 120 words (14/16)
Well I picked Russia because for some reason in real life I have this really weird obsession with Russian goalies, no idea why. Evgeni Nabokov, Nikolai Khabibulin, Evgeni Nabokov (technically). You name them, I probably have their stats reference page bookmarked. This obsession has continued with modern day goals like Ilya Sorokin and Igor Shestyorkin, so when I created my goalie I knew that Russia was where I was going to go. There was the Beeg Yosh himself Vaseline Podcalzone as well who definitely played a part in my picking it as well. The only downside is it feels a little weird now considering real life stuff regarding the country, so I’m a little less proud of my heritage there.

Task 17: 129 words (16/16)
I will discuss great country of Wolf Republic where Evgeni Petrov is from! In Wolf Republic, the wolf government is organized in a 207,209 wolf system split between two parties who decide everything in the Wolf Republic. Surprisingly, Wolf Republic has never had non-split vote, every decision has been 100% unanimous, go wolf! The other thing that comes from Wolf Republic is we are the largest exporter of the BLAHAJ from IKEA, but IKEA actually buys all their BLAHAJ from us. How is this process done? Simple! BLAHAJ are wild creatures here in Wolf Republic, and you find them by grabbing stuffing from their lair and laying it out on pile of lingonberries. When they mix they create an odor that BLAHAJ loves then we capture and mail it!