PBE Affiliate PT - 3 TPE


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Task #1 - 3 TPE
If I weren't on quebec in these playoffs, I think that I would instead have been on the Battleborn as they had pursued me in Free Agency and it was between them and Quebec for me upon making my decision. I think that I would have slotted in okay with the Battleborn, I got a lot of ice time on Quebec despite being quite bad; and the Battleborn reminds me a lot of Quebec because they have a great offense, and even their dmen can bring forth some great offensive performances as well. Perhaps they could use a crease clearing dman like me to hold the line while my linemate goes and scores a billion goals and helps facilitate the offense as needed from the blue line... or fire slappies from 60 feet out idk.

The Battleborn are a great team and they put up a great fight against Quebec, so in this scenario had we beaten Quebec, maybe the outcome of the finals could've been the Battleborn winning it all?


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Task #2 - 3 TPE



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Task #3 - 2 TPE
In honor of Quebec's historic finals run, the organization is pleased to announce that every fan in attendance will be given a candied rat on opening day next season. This special item is a dead rat; purchased from Quebec Snake Food Inc., that has been dipped in a delectable mixture of candied sugar and 8 multivitamins and nutrients, will surely be a crowd pleaser. As fans exit the game; which will surely result in a loss due to the poor play of dman Fdam Aoote, they will be able to hold up their candied rats as offerings to the bloodlusted enraged owls that swoop down from the rafters after losses and gauge out the eyes of the Quebec faithful.


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Task #4 - 2 TPE
Q&A with Fdam Aoote
Quebec Weekly: Hey there Fdam, thank you for sitting down and talking to us.

Aoote: Thanks QW, pleasure to be here.

QW: So tell us, why do you think that Quebec has lost the finals?

Aoote: Well Newfoundland is a great team. We spent much of the time leading up to the finals preparing for them, but in the end their unique blend of skill and speed was too much for us to overcome. Dropping to them 0-4 is a bit unlucky; I think all of us in the locker room know that we could've come away from a few of those games with a W. Seems like the hockey gods decided that it was not our week.

QW: Thanks for the answer Fdam, however the correct answer to the question of why Quebec lost was, 'Because I, Fdam Aoote, am a terrible hockey player and drug my entire team down with my piss-poor performance.'

Aoote: ...

QW: Do you have any regrets about ruining your teammates who are leaving for the SHL this offseason's chances of ever winning a Four Star Cup?

Aoote: ...

QW: Do you think that if you hadn't been born a talentless hack that our city would have been able to enjoy it's first championship in over 6 years?

Aoote: ...

QW: Thanks for your time Fdam, asshat.

Aoote: Thanks QW, appreciate it as always.


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Task #5 - 3 TPE
Fdam Aoote considers himself very, very fortunate to have made it to the SMJHL despite having zero discernable skill or even the ability to handle, or shoot... the puck. As such, Fdam is very generous in his dealings with his community because he knows that it's an absolute charity case that he is on the team; and so he gives as much as he possibly can to the area at large through his time and resources. One charitable venture that Fdam performs every morning when he wakes up is that he walks down the side of the A-30 and picks up trash; as Fdam knows that Quebec is already full of his trash play on the ice and cannot handle anymore. This event, which is called 'Aoote getting his fat booty up to help the community', has drawn quite the cult following on the internet and has resulted in numerous donations to the Quebec franchise in an attempt to help the organization pay for Fdam's plane ticket out of Quebec.