3 TPE - ISFL Affiliate PT
3 TPE - Trivia (verification word: donuts)
3 TPE - Milestones
2 TPE - 16. Written, 2 TPE, Home Country (100 words min.)

Why did you choose your IIHF country? Is it where you’re actually from? Is it where your friends play? Was it for a specific role play reason? I want to know how you decided where your player comes from!

My player’s home country is Finland. I’m not from there, I’ve never been, and in fact I really don’t know all that much about the country. I chose Finland primarily because I’m a fan of the Columbus Blue Jackets, and they’re quite popular in Finland. The GM is a Finn, and so is long-term goalie Joonas Korpisalo and the recent acquisition Patrik Laine. Outside the connection to my favorite NHL team, Finland has always been a place of interest to me. I've had the chance to meet a few Finns online, and the things that they have shared about their life and culture just thoroughly delight me. Finland loves a good sauna, a good beer, and a good landscape. What more could you really ask for in life, if not those three things? Choosing Finland as my home country gave me a great opportunity to do a little more independent research and learn about a country I've always had fondness for.

2 TPE - 17. Written, 2 TPE, Substitute Teacher (100 words min.)

Hello! I am 11 years old, and as a part of the SHL Community Outreach Program– you, a famous hockey player, have to teach my Geography class in 15 minutes! You have to tell me and my classmates a couple of fun facts about your player’s IIHF country! Jump on Wikipedia or whatever and search up something weird or fun about where your player is from that I wouldn’t know! Get wacky, or get scholarly for all I care! Maybe you’ll actually learn something cool!

Hey kids, thanks for learning about Finland with me! Did you know that the people of Finland are ranked the happiest in the world? It’s true! Maybe it’s because they’re all fueled up with caffeine - Finns drink more coffee per capita than any other country in the entire world! In a weird twist that seems to indicate Finns consume a lot of liquids in general, Finland is also the world's top consumer per capita of milk by frankly, an absurd margin. (430kg milk consumed per person per year, compared to Montenegro at #2 with 349kg milk consumed per person per year) Finland is known for its beautiful landscapes, but did you know that there are over 187 THOUSAND lakes across the country? Long, cold winters and a lot of lakes is a perfect recipe for high quality hockey talent!

3 TPE - 20. Written, 3 TPE, Ruthless Capitalist (150 words min.)

Someone that looks like the Monopoly guy just gave you two million dollars and a two year deadline to make the SHL a growing and profitable business. What do you do with that seed money to make this an online platform that facilitates you milking as much money as possible from the users? ALTERNATIVELY, if you don’t want to be malicious, what would you do with 2 million dollars to improve the site and make it the best sim league in the world?

Introducing: the SHL mobile app experience. Completing point tasks and earning sim money can be difficult for people, and this new business proposal for the league will throw all of those worries out the window. Players can now earn TPE by watching ads directly in the app, no effort required! As further incentive, TPE earned by watching ads is unlimited! Watch the level of play and competitiveness in the league skyrocket as players watch ads continuously, rewarding the league with incredible wealth without directly charging the players a dime. If they'd like to spend money on their experience though, we won't stop them: players can now purchase SHL dollars right from the website or app to pay for things like weekly training. Everything that isn't integral to the function of the league is now up for sale in some form or another. GMs can purchase additional draft picks. Teams can pay to be relocated or rebranded. Especially ambitious teams in the J could pay to be bumped up to the majors, sending one of the SHL teams down to take their place. Chaos will reign supreme in this new era, and we'll all be filthy rich as a result.
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16 TPE Earned Total