Chimkin Wing originally wanted to play hockey because it was a great way to find the ladies and possibly get some strange gash. Even as a young man, he was only interested in strange gash. As it turns out, the strange gash was the friends we made along the way. Nowadays, the comradery is really what gets Chimkin Wing off, much to the dismay of his team mates who walk in on him in the toilet stall. The only exception is Jaska Seppala (@Zombiewolf), who is just too god damned sexy to pass up, and though Chimkin Wing certainly considers Seppala a friend, they're clearly more than just friends. It's like that one song that says something about "lovers and friends". I don't know what the song is called, who sings it, or any lyrics other than "lovers and friends". These days Chimkin Wing's only reason for showing up to the rink, and honestly only reason he is still alive and hasn't overdosed on gas station boner pills and cheap hotdogs, is Seppala.