S65 PT #3: The Pest Around
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notorioustig
IIHF Federation Head Toast's Idiot of the Year 2021
Kermit Murphy has an advantage of being a literal puppet, which gives him a few ways to mess with opponents on the ice. The first of these is to remove the puppeteer's hand from his ass and hold it up to an opposing player's face while screaming "smell my finger." Kermit has been attacked multiple times on the ice for this one, so he keeps it in his back pocket for important games where he really needs to get top players off their game. Another one he's used before is a play he calls the "it's not easy being green," where he openly accuses players who have done nothing of doing something racist in front of a ref just to make them flustered. There are some other little tricks he has up his sleeve which he's unwilling to share publicly so that his victims will not see him coming in the moment.
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