S66 PT #1: Opening Ceremony
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The Maine Timber staff has given Matthew Mayhem the green light to plan the teams opening night excitement, an act which they will surely not regret. Mayhem has decided to hire a tribute band to play nothing but AC/DC songs, a ton of explosives, and some live animals. The night will begin with fireworks, and then bears jumping through flaming hoops (safely and with no harm to the animals, of course). That will be followed by a family of large moose riding unicycles. To cap the pre game festivities, Matthew Mayhem himself will juggle flaming axes, in true Maine fashion. He will also invite one young fan down on the ice and show them how to sharpen an axe, and this will be done in the center of a ring of fire while fireworks explode overheard. It will be a night to remember for all. After the game there will be a dunk tank and ice cream trucks all around the outside of the arena.
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