This all is going to seem crazy to you I'm sure but stick with me here: we are going to put a live Kraken under the ice for the first home game of Carolina's season. First you might point out that the Kraken isn't an actual animal and what I say to that is that it isn't an animal YET. We will have to heavily fund some scientists to splice the genes together of various animals until we can create our own real world Kraken. It would have to look like our logo and be pretty fearsome but I trust science to get us to where we need to be. Then we wouldn't have any ads on the ice or anything because we would want the fans to be able to see the Kraken below the ice surface while the team is playing. We'll have to develop some cooling system to keep the ice on top while the Kraken swims underneath. But I think it will make for a great show for the fans and people will want to come back to see our live Kraken.

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