Creative Prompt

Agent Tesla: You are going to give me...ME, an effectively unlimited budget and zero restraints for what tools I am allowed to use for the opening day celebration so long as I can guarantee it will be memorable. Normally I am all for throwing caution to the wind and damning thousands of souls to an eternity of pain, however even I think this is a terrible idea.

The 'Boss?': That's what the paper says so that's what I am doing. If you have a problem with it you're going to have to take it up with the folks upstairs.

Agent Tesla: You are meant to represent both the mob boss that I presume to be in charge of The Syndicate and also the owner. Who is upstairs compared to you?

The 'Boss?': King Bob.

Agent Tesla: From Recess?

The 'Boss?': Yes.

Agent Tesla: I'd rather not have to negotiate with him so onto describing my plans then. Given three is the magic number I am going to go with a simple three step plan here to make sure that this is a night that nobody will forget. Step one melt the ice and reveal the abomination whose name is redacted for legal reasons related to spellcasters of the sound to devastate the arena to the best of their ability. Step two replace said devastated arena with one suitable for Hockey Z-9 as invented by the delightful children of Danville. Finally step three is to have the sun go supernova thus ending all life as we know it and guaranteeing that the event will be memorable by having it be the last thing any of the visitors ever get to do.

The 'Boss?': Dave do you have an alternative suggestion?

Dave Heinrich: Balloon animals?

The 'Boss?': That is a perfect idea!