The whole opening night is going to be a celebration of love and lust. The jumbotron will be playing a full length romance movie starring myself and @Zombiewolf, following the trials and tribulations of a hot and steamy love affair between two athletes in their hockey and sexual primes. There will be laughs, tears, and erections aplenty. Two hockey players who are madly in love, along with their journey through life trying to figure out how to make it on the road and at home. Two hockey players become one incredible and sweaty entity who will stop at nothing to experience true love and true, unabashed ecstasy. No one will stand in their way as they overcome the odds and live life on their own terms, with all the things that come with it: love, jealousy, lust, and a whole lot of water based lubrication.

Side note: opening night will be 18 or over only.