Creative:

The Atlanta Inferno put on a spectacular opening night display using the only part of their branding that they can - fire. There is pyro everywhere in the arena - the top of the glass appears to be on fire, there are huge columns of flame coming out of the goalposts and a huge inferno logo is hoisted and set ablaze.

Miraculously, nobody has been hurt by this opening ceremony in the past, but that may change this year. As we have an actual bird on our team, there is an added wrinkle - defenseman Puddles O'Duck is being put into a flame retardant suit under his uniform, set on fire, and sent on a zip line down to centre ice.

Obviously nobody on Atlanta wishes any harm on their teammate, but there are rumours that Viktor Krunk has hidden a pile of pancakes, scallions and hoisin sauce in the equipment room. If anything does go wrong, nobody has to go home hungry.