With the opening of a new season the budget coffers are once again filled up in Philadelphia and what better way to celebrate that a grandiose waste of tax payer money! If they don't like it we will just relocate elsewhere. Seeing as Michael Bay is a fan favourite in Philly we will be doing a lord of the rings (specifically the mines of Moria, being forge like and all) crossed over with the Gladiator. Goblins and orcs wielding blacksmith hammers go to battle with various gladatorial creatures such as bears, lions and tigers sourced from the local Philadelphia zoo. After which Julius Maximus fights Gabdalf in an epic one on one battle to the death complete with Michael Bayified explosions, pyrotechnics and fireworks arranged in various places around the arena. It is sure to be an absolutely banging start to the new season and hopefully it's a sign of the turbocharged start to the season that the Forge is going to make.