If Matthew Mayhem were to wake up with a job besides being a professional hockey player he would probably be a dentist or a circus clown. Mayhem loves to juggle, due to the fact that his parents were circus freaks, so becoming a juggling circus clown would be a natural move for him. If that didn't work out being a dentist could be another option. If he were to become a dentist, he'd likely still juggle though. Most people are nervous when they visit the dentist, and what better way to relax than for your dentist to juggle the sharp tools in front of you while you're sitting in the chair waiting to have your teeth cleaned? He would also perform dental procedures dressed as a clown, and patients could honk his clown nose anytime they are nervous. While these may seem like unconventional jobs, Mayhem is an unconventional guy, and he would be the best circus clown dentist the world has ever seen.