i would be a plumber and i'm really well suited for this job because of my body type primarily. plumbers often have to deal with complicated drains and need to use tools like long sticky snakes to get down there. i am an eel so i have the body type to go down there and clear out plenty of clogs and blockages. the immediate thought that comes to mind here though would be "well then philippe eko eel formerly of the atlanta inferno and now of Plumbing, wouldn't you then go facefirst into a lot of poop and pee and crud and grime and gunk and goo and all the nasty things that cause those drain blockages and clogs in the first place?" well, that's right, but i'm a nasty little dirty little freak so i don't mind it! plus i can charge good money because my willingness to get in the mix makes my work extremely efficient and i will make so much money to spend on eel stuff. @goldenglutes @leviadan