Hockey Prompt

Now that I have finally taking over behind the bench, I get to employ what I believe to be some of the best potential tactics in the hockey world. First things first, there is no rule in the SHL rulebook saying that players need to remain on the ice at all times. Since the precedent of allowing animals to play in the SHL has already been set, we will not face any problems going forward. We install hundreds of ropes hanging from the rafters of the stadium. Next, we assemble a team of incredible strong climbers and swingers. Every practice will revolve around launching pucks into the ropes for our simian forwards to collect them and carry them through the air at high speeds. Obviously, this will give us an unbelievable home ice advantage that few will be able to rival. If we can win just half of our road games, we will be a lock for the playoffs and will swing out way to the cup.
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