Mitchell van der Heijden drives onto the ice in an Alfa Romeo Sauber Formula 1 car. The crowd goes nuts. He first does donuts while stickhandling, something that has never ever been done before in the history of hockey. The crowd goes nuts as van der Heijden laps up the attention. Suddenly, he steps out of the car. He screams, "ARE YOU READY?????" and reveals that he has special ice skates developed by the Sauber team powered by, you guessed it, a remote engine that allows him to skate at speeds up to 100 miles per hour but also stop on a dime. He gets the puck, stares down the goalie, and begins. He's absolutely flying down the ice, barely having to move his stick as it pushes the puck down the rink. He's going so fast, the goalie won't even stand a chance. His attempt at the fastest ever no-move shootout goal is successful. The goalie flails as the puck slides through his five hole. Crowd goes nuts.