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+3 milestones


7. Trivia word: Yeet


2a. I am putting my money on Atlanta to win. Hotdog is an absolute beauty who has worked so hard to build his team up over the seasons. Not to mention they had TEN more wins than Seattle during the regular season which shows the birds are flying high and the people with the boat logo can't get on their level
2b. The only way to stop a hot goaltender like Willie Miller is to do the unspeakable. Yep you guessed it, pull a Chris kreider and absolutely ram that guy, become a league wide hated player who has a small dick and a disgraced legacy. To me this is the only way to ensure victory, but who will make the sacrifice?
2c. If I am Atlanta I keep on feeding my players with the exact same meal routine and personally tuck them into bed and give them their goodnight kiss, Not saying I would enjoy it, but if this is what it takes to keep up the momentum then it is a small price to pay
2d. While is is a lot easier said than done, if I am Atlanta, knowing that Seattle scores soooo any goals on the power play, I might as well sacrifice some team aggression if that means we can keep them from sending out their god tier unit. However 3 Atlanta players are in the top 10 for penalty minutes in the playoffs so that might be a problem

3. Welcome to the S66 SHL finals commercial take 1. The song " My time " by Fabulous starts playing and the camera shows the audience that there is a zipline from the roof of the hotel directly into the stadium. Atlanta hawks players in their suits go down the zipline with angel wings that are on FIRE! Immediately getting of the Zipline Seattle Argonauts super fan Keanu reeves is standing at the entrance where Atlanta's team captain gets into a Matrix themed fight. after going back and fourth for a bit, the captain summons a fleet of Hawks that simply pick up Keanu and fly him away. Two more hawks fly in after the fight bringing Kaye West and Jay Z (long time Hawks fan). the rappers hold the doors open as the players rush into the stadium followed by the massive amount of fans. Once everyone is inside the two rappers close the doors and both directly look into the camera saying "Because it’s the Cup"

5. Oles had one of the most remarkable SMJHL seasons in history. Leading the league in points as a 350 TPE player (competing against 425TP players) is not easy. Word on the street is his secret weapon in his homemade moonshine. Ovi likes to drink coca cola while he is playing hockey, Kessel likes to eat hotdogs for his pregame and after game meal (while also being a physical anomaly in the human species as he is so over weight yet so fast), and Oles... Well Oles like to use his grandfathers home made moonshine rather then use the nasty smelling slats mid game. There is nothing to be concerned about, his tolerance has built up so much he actually finds he is less coordinated when there is no presence of alcohol in the blood stream. Why would Oles be sharing his secrets? because he knows the north American players do not have the strength to drink such intense liquids, and instead stick to their 2% beers


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