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3. I think that the next big add campaign will be “Who’s got next?” It will be a massive multimedia campaign. Billboards will feature huge images of the Challenge Cup with big block letters of the slogan. TV ads will feature highlight reels of top teams of both past and present. It will show fans reactions to heartbreaking losses each time accompanied by the ad campaign’ slogan. We also will go all out on licensing deals and many ad efforts will also be accompanied by “welcome to the jungle”. The theme will center around the struggle and pure grit required to both make and win the playoffs. Challenging each team to take the next spot as the new SHL Champions. We will also use the usual channels with sponsorships for content creators, sports channels, radio spots and as many creative avenues as possible to get the hype up the playoffs and the league and attract new fans.

5. The newest way to ensure victory is magnets. Every heard the phrase, “the post is a goalie’s best friend?” Well by putting magnets in goal post of which ever side we are defending it will ensure that the opposition’s shots will hit the post more than ever. Now, you may ask, won’t that only work for 2 periods since you will switch goals, or won’t magnets not be strong enough? These are legitimate concerns. However, this won’t matter since we will be using electromagnets which can be turned on and off at will and are much stronger than usual fridge magnets. Placed in both goals we can turn them on and off as it benefits our team. We can also turn it off so when the opposition shoots it will actually bounce instead of just sticking to the post. It is a perfect plan because it is easily hidden and will benefit us at home just enough to make sure we win the home games at least.

6. We at Regina had a curse once. The curse of McLavish the back-up goal tender. He was a 150 TPE goalie who would regularly replace Regina’s greatest starters if the GM wasn’t paying attention. Even the highest paid goalie in the SMJHL was commonly usurped by this highly charismatic devil. He wasn’t a very good goalie but his good looks and convincing words somehow kept him in the league and starting way more often than we ever should. He would occasionally win some games, but he kept many a Regina from being great. Eventually, we signed an actual player to be the new BUG but he will forever be remembered as a warning sign for all GMs to be aware of their lines and make sure they are playing the optimal players and not just the sweet talking best looking ones otherwise all of your players will be replaced with generic hockey guys who might play in your beer league.

SMJHL Milestones +2: https://simulationhockey.com/showthread....id32592474

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