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Dear Crab Camaro in Concord,

Why does it always have to be me, me, me? Just for once, why can't this column ever receive a letter saying thank you for helping Bozo the clown overcome his fear of children? Or boy that sure was good advice you gave when you told the the bearded circus lady to look into laser hair removal! Or way to help Dr. Frank N. Furter sort out his problem of where to store the extra bodies?

But no! All we get all day long is letters from people like you asking help me! Help me!! Help me!!! Seriously I ask you, when is it ever going to be our turn? When do we get a chance to burden some poor unsuspecting person with our ridiculous problems? We've got issues too you know but nobody cares about that! Just because we don't have crabs in our car doesn't mean we don't hurt too dammit! So think about that the next time you're getting ready to put pen to paper and ask a total stranger to magically solve all your problems!

And by the way, who even puts pen to paper anymore? Haven't you ever heard of Google?

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