To anyone joining the Calgary Dragons I would say this, make your peace with Chicken Parmesan. It is the only pregame meal available and the only thing the our longtime vet Esa Parmborg eats. I have seen players traded, benched, sent down or mysteriously disappeared just for daring to mention a dislike of Chicken Parm. Other than that, things are pretty easygoing in the Calgary locker room. I mean, you have to watch out for the Parm Pidgeon. He lives in the rafters of The Big Parm and honestly, things can get messy if he chooses to perch above your stall for a bit. Oh, also there is the team tiger #Kitty who wanders the hallways of the arena. We are fairly certain the number of players and fans it has eaten is only in the low teens. No big deal there. OH, right, the team bartender Linda is more important to the team than any player. Anyone who insults Linda will be dealt with accordingly.