Creative Written Prompt

Dear reader,

this is indeed a problem in need of a snappy solution, I can imagine you are very crabby about the whole situation. First of all, I find it incredible that your 09' Chevy Camaro has the space to fit 60 or more, adult horseshoe crabs, I wonder what trim level you have as it sounds very spacious. Anyway, my advice would be to tow the mid-size sport sedan to the nearest saltwater adjacent beach (which appears to be in Portsmouth, NH) and let nature do its thing. These crabs are clearly very perturbed, and while your car may be nice, it has nothing on the natural habitat of the horseshoe crab, mother nature herself. While your crabs clear out, we've rented you a lightly used 05' Nissan Murano (we couldn't do much better as a local newspaper, unfortunately) to act as your daily driver. Concerning your nose, I suggest you take an Advil. 

Hopefully, this helps, IDK I'm not a marine biologist lol good luck. 

Editors Note: You are liable for any damages to the Nissan Murano.