With Philadelphia in the midst of the typical post expansion slump where the vets become basically senile and physically incapable and the new recruits and draftees are slightly too green to really lift the load there is plenty of new people to give advice to in the Forge locker room. The first would to steer clear of the bin next to Samuel Michaud and First Name Last Names stalls as that is used for their adult diapers. The second would be do not go into the can right after Bork Lazer as he lives on a diet exclusively of spicy burritos and strawberry frappuccinos so unless you can hold your breath for the entirety of your ablutions its best to wait a bit. The final piece of advice would be to get a stall as far away from Red Kirkby and Ricky Koivu as possible as they love to whip each other with wet towels after the game and there have been many instances of collateral damage.