Oh boy time to mentor a rookie! Well first off I would tell them to steer clear of Fitted when he has had a bunch of drinks. I assume someone would learn that pretty quickly though. I'd show them pictures of Nash, maybe introduce them, if a new player doesn't get along with Nash they get put on the trade block, so this is pretty important. Then I'd probably show them around town, there are some really good seafood joints in the area and I'd take them to one of those. Then probably just show them the sites and different areas around town. Oh I guess I would want to show them the actual hockey facilities too, the gym, the different equipment we can use, it can be disorienting moving to a new city and not really knowing what you can do to stay in shape and get ready for the next game, so anything I can do to help I would do.