Creative Prompt. Well you are in luck. If there is one thing every hockey player knows its horseshoe crabs. Well that and the transatlantic albatross. Anyway lets start with the basics. First the fact that you own an 09 Camaro and didn’t have it crab proofed its wildly irresponsible. Everyone knows how much horseshoe crabs love that car. And anything newer than an 03 has several crab features. Chevy tried to expand their market to cabs and the Camaro was their flagship crab car. All the comfort and luxury a crab could want. Now we come to your problem. Once crabs get in there you aren’t going to be able to get them out. But you know what can get the crabs out. A transatlantic albatross. Those beautiful birds are known for eating dozens of horseshoe crabs in a single sitting. I recommend going down to your local albatross handler and seeing when the next transatlantic albatross is due in. invite the bird out to see your car and let it do what nature intended.