Creative Prompt:

Dear Crab Camaro,

Horseshoe crabs are absolutely terrifying and I feel for your plight. If you have tried to initiate contact and only ended up with a red nose, then I would immediately cease all diplomatic methods. Now, if you cannot reason with them then I see only two options here. Option 1 is operation Godzilla; you need to find a large delicious-looking pile of crab food. I hear that they are not unlike spiders and eat small insect-like water creatures. Worms, algae, and small fishes would be what I would gather. Place the food close enough that they can find it but not so close that they can get it and get back to the car quickly; there are two sub-plans you need here, if they all leave the car then you need to be ready to run into it and drive it off. If they only send some scouts out, you need to capture them in nets and rinse and repeat until you have dwindled their forces.

Option 2 is operation Father Time. Horseshoe crabs live approximately 20 years. You will need to buy a second vehicle and drive that for about twenty years or until all the crabs pass away from old age. I don't love this plan as I'm fairly confident that they will reproduce inside of your beloved Camaro and produce and an endless supply of Crabmaro soldiers.

Best of luck