creative prompt

well wow dear reader thank you so much for your submission to the advice column of our local news paper and now that is what i would definitely call a problem in need of some advice and definitely in need of a solution that works. you know what you should do in the situation where you have a lot of crabs in your 09 camaro that refuse to let you open the door and shoo them out? i personally think you should tow the car south to a place that is extremely hot and then leave the car out in the sun for a few hours so that the crabs all get cooked in the car and you can have a big delicious feast afterwards! make sure you lock the car before driving though or the crabs might escape and end up becoming invasive species in the areas where you are driving that would definitely be no good in my opinion! anyway good luck dear reader and i hope my advice is useful!