Creative Prompt:

Dear Crab Camaro,

It looks like you'll just have to buy a new Camaro. Based on my understanding of horseshoe crabs and the laws of society, they have named and claimed your car. It is their property now. If you want to try and get it back from the horseshoe crabs you might want to try and feed them to get on their good side. I hear the like worms and clams so maybe start with that. If you need human help I have nothing to do clearly since I'm writing in an advice column so pay me a few hundred bucks and I'll try to negotiate with the crabs to get your car back. That might be fun. But yeah back to my original point your probably out of luck. Horseshoe crabs are set in their ways and have been since their creation, they haven't done anything from an evolution perspective, what makes you think they'd be willing to change their minds and give you your car back. So yeah buy a new car, respect the crabs personal space and all hail your new crab king.

Buck, Former SHL player