CREATIVE PROMPT 
Well, my friend Crab Camaro, I’m sorry to say but you are absolutely fucked. Just completely screwed. See, you’ve been chosen by the crabs as a sacrifice to the great red crab in the sky. You might think it’s just your car they want, but you’d be sorely mistaken. They will take everything from you. EVERYTHING. Your car is merely the first step in their methodical dismantling of everything you love, everything you hold dear. 

Frankly, you should be afraid. My best advice would be to settle your will, contact friends and family and generally make the preparations one does while standing face to face with a sudden demise. Might as well unlock your doors and make it easy for them because they will get into your house regardless. You’ll wake in the middle of the night to the harrowing sounds of crab legs scuttling across your floor, creeping closer and closer. And then, it will be all over. (170 words)